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Welcome to a world governed by balls. Lots and lots of delicious purple balls. 

Tax reform? Health care? A hundred senators in their early 70’s? Not a problem.

We’ve conquered the known world, do you think some paper or old men can stop us?

let the world know where you chew on the important issues.

We'd love to hear from you

They’ll hate ya cuz they ain’t ya.

Grape up or shut up.

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The time of silent complicity is over. Wear your colors loud and proud, and let the world know that you stan for something. The future is purple, and it’s ready to be shaped by you. Merch up, people. 

No more empty promises. 

The time for purple tongues has come.

If you’re not content with standing on the sideline as our country is overrun with crappy candy, whose packages come half as empty as their promises. You’ve come to the right place.

ATG has been knocked down, chewed up, and spit out. He’s been removed from shelves and left for dead. But he’s come roaring back, purpler, and tastier than ever. Like his father Philip II of Macedon probably once said, “Alexander, life isn’t about how many times you fall down. It's about how many times you get back up, now go out there and conquer the Persian Empire”.

Bout time this country took candy seriously.